Day One: Tim Builds a Wall Around Me and Makes Me Pay For It
Tim arrived precisely at 9AM yesterday morning. I'd just put up my blog, and had about one minute of relaxation . . . and then it begins. Within one minute of arriving he's already handed me a stack of pictures that need scanning. 

Then we do the covers. The front are nice shots of the 1990 USA Nationals Men's and Women's Champions, Jim Butler and Wei Wang. The back cover is ten different pictures – Joe Ng, Eric Boggan, Bill Meiklejohn, David Zhuang, Lily Yip, Johnny Huang, Insook Bhushan and Pete May, Sean O'Neill, Diana Gee (with a Parisian backdrop), and Huazhang Xu.

Then we began the interior: Copyright, About the Author, Dedication (to Jim McQueen), and Acknowledgement pages. And then we did Chapter One, which ran from page 5 to 29, and was subtitled, "1990: USTTA Non-Tournament Potpourri." It started off with the political battle and exchanges between President Mel Eisner and (soon-to-be president) Dan Seemiller. There were a number of letters to the editor (published in the USATT magazine, then called Table Tennis Topics). Then came articles such as "Chinese Team Inspires Call for Renewed Ping Pong Diplomacy (by Sheri Soderberg Pittman); "Making Money at the Top" (by me!) and one on Confidence (also by me!); "What is Wrong with the USTTA and What Should We Do About It"; a column by Tom Wintrich where he criticized USTTA's lack of marketing; "Taking the High View"; "White Shirts, Anyone?"; Coaching Corner (by Richard McAfee); "Judge and Decide" (by Dr. Michael Scott); "Rub of the Green" (by Tim Boggan); "Celebrity Golf"; a few obituaries; and a lot more! My quick counts says we've placed 59 graphics so far – but believe me, Tim's barely gotten started!

So it's 29 pages down, about 420 to go….

Tim Boggan Arrives
It seems like only January that USATT Historian and Hall of Famer Tim Boggan arrived at my house for his annual two-week stay, where I do the page layouts and photo work for his History of U.S. Table Tennis volumes. And lo and behold, it was just in January that we did Volume 17! (Yes, you heard that – he's done 17 volumes, and it's only gotten us to 1990.) So what happened? Tim's picked up the pace, partly by scanning entire pages from past USATT Magazines rather than typing them up, and then relying on me to fix up the pages so they're readable.

And so here we are, just five months later, about to do Volume 18! This one covers 1990-1991, and like past ones will likely be in the range of 450 pages with over 1000 graphics. Volume 17 was exactly 450 pages, and had exactly 1500 graphics. (I cheated – I think it had 1499, so I added one.)

In recent years, he's been covering roughly two years with each volume, and doing one volume every year. The problem is that every time he covers two years, another year goes by! At that rate it would have taken us 28 years to catch up – in the year 2044, he'd be doing Volume 44, covering 2043-2044!!! (Let's see, I'd be 84, and Tim, who is 84 now, would be 112 and in the prime of his life. Addendum: Tim informs me that he's actually 85, but likes the idea of being only 84.)

If he now does two volumes every year, then he'd be covering four years each year. At that rate, it would take him only eight years to catch up – in the year 2024 we'd be doing Volumes 33 and 34, covering 2021-2022 and 2023-2024. I'd be 64, and Tim 92.

Can You Beat the Guinness World Record for Fastest Table Tennis Ball Hit?
Here's the video (1:08). The record was set on Monday, in Poland, at 116 kilometers per hour – which, to us non-metric Americans (that includes me), is 71.92 mph, or about 72. But as you can see from the comments, the form used isn't exactly ideal for table tennis. As one person wrote, "Possibly the worse advert for table tennis. Check out his posture. Surely he ain't the fastest or is it a case that no one else can be bothered."

It's commonly said that table tennis balls are hit up to 100mph. This has been pretty much disproven over and over. Jay Turberville wrote extensively on this back in 2003. In the "Fastest Smash Competition" cited there, the record was 69.9mph. Of course it makes a huge difference where you measure the ball's speed, as it slows down quickly due to air resistance. Speeds are normally measured either by radar guns (which should give the speed pretty close to right off the paddle) or by doing frame-by-frame analysis, where you see how far the ball travels between frames. (You can also measure it by measuring the time between the sound of the ball hitting the racket and the sound of it hitting the paddle, as Jay explains.) 

Disabled Veterans Camp
Yesterday we had our third annual Disabled Veterans Camp. (Technically, it's a camp for Veterans with Disabilities and members of the Armed Forces with Disabilities.) The camp was 10AM to 1PM, with six players (all marines), five of them more or less advanced beginners who played at a military base. I was the coach, with local Steve Hochman assisting for the third year in a row. Here's a group picture. I'll try to put in names later – being bad with names, I discovered afterwards I wasn't sure about all of them, and so will have to double check. That's Steve on far right, me third from the right. Standing between us is Sergeant Marvin Bogie, who came to the camp two years ago, and is now about 1600 – and is a USATT certified coach!

Trying to do a three-hour clinic is like trying to recite all the digits of pi, the entire history of mankind, and jogging around the world, all in 180 minutes. So I did the best I could. I divided the camp into seven segments. Since there were six, I split them into two groups of three, and Steve and I took turns with each group. In my group, I'd work with one (mostly multiball), one would be on the robot, and the third was on ball pickup. Steve did both live and multiball, with the other two hitting with each other live.

Tip of the Week
What to Focus on to Improve.

Things Are About to Get Busy
Life is about to get really, really hectic for the next two months. Yikes! (But don't worry, I plan to continue blogging through most of it.)

Starting this morning I'm running a three-day camp, Mon-Wed, at MDTTC for disabled veterans. This is the third year in a row I've run this. This'll also be the third year in a row that Steve Hochman comes in to help out! (We only have one person signed up for days two and three, so unless get some last-minute signups, we may cancel those days. Meaning I'll only have about three hours of coaching those days.) I'll likely blog about the camp tomorrow.

On Thursday morning USATT Historian Tim Boggan moves in with me so we can do Volume 18 of his History of U.S. Table Tennis. As usual, it'll likely be around 500 pages and 1000 graphics - and I have to lay out all those pages and fix up all the photos. Yikes! (Mal Anderson helps tremendously by scanning all the photos in advance.) We'll be on this for about two weeks, normally starting about 7AM (yikes!) with the slave labor continuing until about 2:30PM, when I leave to do afterschool pickups each day (followed by group and private coaching). 

USATT Date of Birth and Citizenship, Ratings Searches, and Nationals
If you are a USATT member, you should go to USA Table Tennis; click on the Update Profile link (on right, under the "Get Your USATT Merchandise Here" ad); log in; click on "Edit my Info"; and check your Date of Birth and Citizenship. If either needs to be added or corrected, email USATT Membership Director Jon Tayler. And then explore the pages, adding additional info as you choose. If you find any problems – and some of this is still being tested – email Jon. (Note that if you are thinking about giving a false DOB or citizenship – DON'T. You will likely be asked to provide proof at tournaments!)

On a side note, there is a chance that when you click on Update Profile, it'll take you to a page that says, "Sorry, you're not authorized to view this page." If so, click on the Dashboard on top right. They are fixing this problem, but as of this writing I'm still getting that. [UPDATE: As of now, shortly after noon, the link now takes me directly to the Dashboard, so I think this problem is fixed.]

On another side note, there have been numerous database problems with age searches in USATT ratings searches. USATT knows about the problem – I've brought it to their attention approximately ten million times – and they are working on this as well. (There seems to have been a problem I think with the Date of Birth field being filled in with Date Last Played, leading to numerous older players being listed as being under one year of age, and so showing up in all the junior age searches. This is being worked on.)

How Table Tennis Has Changed Since I Started
I started playing 40 years ago in 1976 – and wow has the game changed in the U.S. since then! Here are 21 major changes (actually more, since I've grouped some together).

Yin and Yang – Forehand and Backhand?
I was contemplating how many players favor the backhand on short balls, but the forehand on long ones, and realized it was just Yin and Yang. In Chinese philosophy, "this describes how opposite or contrary forces are actually complementary, interconnected, and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other as they interrelate to one another."

Now look at the symbol for Yin and Yang, which is from the page linked above. (Ignore the two dots – perhaps they represent holes in your game?) Imagine the white is your backhand, the black the forehand. Then when the ball lands short (the top of the picture), you only cover a little of the table with the forehand, while covering most with the backhand – all that white up there. But as you move away, the black area increases while the white decreases, as the forehand coverage goes up while the backhand coverage decreases. Yin and Yang!

I'm sure some of you could write more on the various Yin and Yangs in table tennis. And of course it's not all Yin and Yang – some, like myself, sometimes favor the forehand even on short balls. (I can go both ways – sometimes receiving nearly every short ball with my backhand, other times nearly all with my forehand.)

Tip of the Week
How to Cover a Short Ball to the Forehand.

MDTTC Open House
Here's a great video (4:18) of the Open House at the Maryland Table Tennis Center this past Sunday, created by Ming Li. The event started at noon and ran for three hours, all free. (Here's the Facebook version.) Here are five photos, also by Ming Li. Throughout the event were periodic raffles - and lots and lots of food and refreshments! Here's a rundown:

MDTTC Open House, Balticon, and a Four-Day Weekend!
I'll be mostly away the next four days, mostly at the Balticon Science Fiction Convention, which is Friday through Monday (Memorial Day). However, I'll be back at MDTTC on Sunday (12-3PM) for our Open House, where I'll be doing a demonstration and exhibition; running a Parade of Champions (single elimination, one game to 3 points – you heard that right! – with everyone welcome to participate); doing a trick shot demo (where I teach the 50-foot serve, blowing the ball in the air and over net, backspin serves that bounce back over the net, speed bouncing, playing alone with two paddles, etc.), and a service seminar. I'll be doing some private coaching afterwards.

At Balticon I'm a panelist, and will be doing a reading Saturday night at 8PM (either from my new novel, or one of my short stories). I'll also get to hobnob with fellow SF and fantasy writers, including Guest of Honor George R.R. Martin – who I've met before! Yes, I Know Him!!! (Okay, maybe he'd vaguely recognize me from conventions as that stalker fellow writer he once met.) For you ignorant people scratching your heads and wondering what Martin's rating is and what sponge he uses on his forehand, he's the author of Game of Thrones, now the hit HBO series. He does more kills in a typical chapter than most of you do in your table tennis careers. (I've read all five of the Game of Thrones novels – but they average over 1000 pages, so it's like reading 15 books.) Hopefully they'll sell a bunch of my novel in the dealer's room.